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NEWS TEAM - ASSEMBLE

You can call me Ron, and if you were a man I'd punch you right in the mouth
I don't speak Spanish, but I love scotch
It always goes down smooth, but I won't go down on you
I'm far too important for that

You can call me Champ, and I'd smash your face into a car windshield
Then take your mother, out for a lovely sea food dinner
I'll never call her again, that's just the kind of man I am
And that's a scientific fact

You can call me Brian, yes I have a nickname for my dick
60% of the time, it works every time
I've got a special cologne, that'll really get you going
That's the smell of desire.

You're a wanker a wanchorman
You're a wanker a wanchorman
You're a wanker a wanchorman oh yeah

You can call me Brian, even though my name's actually Brick
I stabbed a man through the heart and ate a chocolate squirrel
I love carpet, and I love lamp
And there's a party in my pants

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from Tested On Animals - The Beasts And Bestiality EP, released November 28, 2019

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ILL FATE Cardiff, UK

Punk rock band from South Wales | Band pync roc o De Cymru

Get in touch here or illfatetheband@gmail.com | Cysylltwch â ni yma neu illfatetheband@gmail.com

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