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Tested On Animals
02:25
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I've got an itch, that needs a pork scratching
I've got a spare rib, and a burning passion
I've got a role play, that's guaranteed to blow your mind
I've got an apple, we can use as a ball gag
And we could put on nine inch nails and you could put on a pink dress
and I could be your big Dave, and you could be my Peppa Pig.
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I'm ready to go
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I've tried it out before
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I once went farm to fork
That's why it tastes like pork. It's been tested on animals
This little piggy, went to market
And this one, had his head cut off
I've been adding, more skin to my foreskin
I've got an unexplained new strain of viral flu
We could put on bloodhound gang, or the discovery channel
and I could be your big bad wolf, and I could call you babe
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I'm ready to go
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I've tried it out before
Whoa oh oh oh oh - I once went farm to fork
That's why it tastes like pork. It's been tested on animals
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(w)anchorman
02:29
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NEWS TEAM - ASSEMBLE
You can call me Ron, and if you were a man I'd punch you right in the mouth
I don't speak Spanish, but I love scotch
It always goes down smooth, but I won't go down on you
I'm far too important for that
You can call me Champ, and I'd smash your face into a car windshield
Then take your mother, out for a lovely sea food dinner
I'll never call her again, that's just the kind of man I am
And that's a scientific fact
You can call me Brian, yes I have a nickname for my dick
60% of the time, it works every time
I've got a special cologne, that'll really get you going
That's the smell of desire.
You're a wanker a wanchorman
You're a wanker a wanchorman
You're a wanker a wanchorman oh yeah
You can call me Brian, even though my name's actually Brick
I stabbed a man through the heart and ate a chocolate squirrel
I love carpet, and I love lamp
And there's a party in my pants
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3. |
Nukez Of Hazzard
00:55
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Just them good ol' boys.... and I reckon they mean harm
With Don's swinging little dick, and little Kim having a tantrum
It's small man's syndrome
It's not ok, it's not ok, the nukez of hazzard are here to stay
Why does this world, keep producing these turds
It's not ok, it's not ok, the nukez of hazzard are here to stay
Why can't Jong Un free his people
Why can't big Don get a haircut
And both stop being such cunts
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ILL FATE Cardiff, UK
Punk rock band from South Wales | Band pync roc o De Cymru
Get in touch here or illfatetheband@gmail.com | Cysylltwch â ni yma neu illfatetheband@gmail.com
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